April 2011
7 posts
Chats with Dan...
ME:
DUDE.
CAPITAL LETTERS ARE COOL. WHY DIDN'T I DISCOVER THIS EARLIER?
DAN:
OMG!
ME:
EVERYTHING IS EASIER TO READ AND IT'S EASIER TO CONVEY MY OPINION TO OTHERS. THEY SEEM TO NOT RESPOND AT ALL TO MY INVALID ARGUMENTS AND POOR GRAMMARED COMMENTS ON WEBSITES.
OBAMACARE.
DAN:
THEY GET MY POINT ACROSS IN A CRAZY WAY THAT PEOPLE CAN SEE AND UNDERSTAND
ME:
EXACTLY. THIS WAY I CAN STAND OUT BECAUSE MY COMMENTS ARE MORE SMARTER THAN OTHERS.
DAN:
JUST LIKE THE RECENT HEALTH CARE PLAN
ME:
TAX THE RICH
DAN:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ME:
ALL GUYS NAMED RICH. TAX THEM.
DAN:
DEFINITELY MO' BETTER
ME:
MO' MONEY, MO' PROBLEMS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WHAT TIME DOES S-DAWG GET IN TODAY?
SEE THE NEW WII?
DAN:
WOAH NO!
ME:
I EMAILED IT TO YOUR GGGGGMAIL.
DAN:
HE GETS IN ROUIND 'BOUT FO FOTY
ME:
FO FOTY. THAT'S TIGHT.
DAN:
TIGHT LIKE HER PANTS
ME:
(Tried to send a photo from my former class president who is planning our class reunion and she types in ALL CAPS.)
ME:
THIS IS HOW MY FORMER CLASS PREZ TYPES
WE ARE PLANNING A CLASS REUNION
ACCEPT THE IMAGE.
Cannot send "CAPS.jpg" to DAN: . This may be due to firewall restrictions or network problems. Please try again. If you need further assistance, contact your system administrator.
ME:
DANG IT.
DAN:
I CAN'T ACCEPT
ME:
EMAILED
BOOM
TECHNOLOGY WORK AROUND < ---- MY NEW BAND NAME
